my friend lost his mobile the other day so i asked if he wanted me to phone him and he said it was on silent so there was no way of finding it and i said well if you liked it then you should of put a ring on it
he didn’t laugh and he didn’t find his phone
(Source: snoopdeer)
i’m new to this sensitive guy thing
And apparently spelling…
OMIGOSH CAN’T BREATHE.
;ljhklyhkhg no words.
JESUS CHRIST AHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA OMG
WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS
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(Source: queenofjalex)
Then you try to record your voice and it turned out you sound like a dying duck…
(Source: kdtechnology)










